Rainbow Sundae Presents “I Love ‘Rory” :: Part 2

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Thank you for sticking around for more “I Love ‘Rory”!

Later that day in the Spice District…

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Aurora: “These costumes are perfect! The guys will never recognize us!”

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Amy: “But ‘Rory… what are we supposed to be?”

Aurora: “What do you mean, what are we supposed to be???”

Aurora: “We’re vendors!”

Amy: “But what do we sell? I need to know. How am I supposed to get into character if I don’t know what we sell?”

Aurora: “Character? Ah! Fine, we sell perfume! We sell perfume and keep tab on my wandering hands husband while he’s hanging out with your husband!”

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Amy: “I don’t want to sell perfume!”

Aurora: “We’re not actually selling anything!”

Amy: “I don’t think I want to go along with this plan, Aurora.”

Aurora: “Listen Amy, we paid for the full rental for these costumes. There’s no refunds for early returns.”

Amy: “Oh no! I can’t waste a full day’s rental. That’d be a waste of money!”

Aurora: “Exactly! Now let’s catch my husband with his pants down!”
Meanwhile, not too far away…

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Damian: “It’s a beautiful day today.”

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Austen: “It sure is.”

Damian: “Too bad we’ve got that photoshoot at noon.”

Austen: “Eh, we can make them wait. We’re rockstars. Who cares if we’re a little late.”

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Damian: “What in the world… Austen… have you noticed those vendors look suspiciously like our wives?”

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Austen: “It’s not suspiciously like. It is our wives. Aurora and Amy have been following me around for the last couple days.”

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Damian: “Wait what? Why?”

Austen: “No idea.”

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Damian: “Shouldn’t we tell them we see them?”

Austen: “No way. This is much more funny. Let’s see what this ends up as.”

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The mysterious woman walked up to Austen and Damian.

Woman: “Hey! What do you two think you’re doing out here?”

Austen: “Crap. She found us.”

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Damian: “We were just getting in a little exercise before the photoshoot.”

Manager: “Manage rockstars… it’ll be easy they said.  Get inside and change guys.”

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Amy: “Hey! It’s the green lady again. She’s awful cozy with Austen.”

Aurora’s lip wobbled as she tried not to cry.

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Manager: “They’re going to drive me nuts… Good grief, it’s wrangling cats.”

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Aurora: “My life is over. I’m going to be a single Mom and I’ll have to post on dating sites as a Milf-”

Amy: “Oh Babe… I–”

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Manager: “Hey! You two! What are you doing over there?”

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Aurora: “No! You do NOT get to interrupt me while I wallow in self pity!”

Amy: “Aurora!”

Aurora: “Huh?”

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Amy: “Look at who you’re yelling at.”

Manager: “Thank you, Miss. Now seriously, why the heck are you two standing out here? I called your supervisor an hour ago! You should be in the kitchen already!”

Aurora: “In the kitchen?”

Manager: “You’re the bakers I hired to make cupcakes for the crew, right?”

Amy: “What?”

Aurora: “Of course we are.”

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Damian: “Our manager really busts our balls.”

Austen: “Speak for yourself. Mine are still intact.”

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Damian laughed.

Damian: “Whatever man, let’s grab a drink before the shoot!”

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Amy: “… ‘Rory…”

Aurora: “Shut up and go to the kitchen, Amy.”

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Amy: “This thing makes cupcakes?”

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Aurora: “Of course it does. It’s just a big industrial oven.”

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Amy: “I can’t bake! I tried making a birthday cake for my son and when he saw it… he started crying!”

Aurora: “It does all the work for us! How hard can it be?”

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Amy: “I don’t know, ‘Rory…”

Aurora: “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”

Amy: “That’s what I’m scared of!”

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Amy: “I’m going to need a drink for this.”

Aurora: “Whatever! I got this!”

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Aurora: “This doesn’t seem too hard. Just press this here and…”

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Amy: “Hey! They gave me a free orange sunrise. This drink reminds me of my Mom…”

Aurora: “Don’t distract me with your Mom stories.”

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Amy: “Shouldn’t you read a manual or something?”

Aurora: “Why? You just press the start button here!”

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The machine sputtered and clanked until a batch of cupcakes popped out the other end.

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Aurora: “Who told you? Yeah, that’s right. I told you.”

Amy: “Oh whatever, how many of these things do we need?”

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Aurora: “No clue. She just wanted us to build a cupcake tower. So I guess I’ll just crank this puppy up to high gear.”

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Aurora pulled down the leaver and the machine squealed in protest. Her eyes went wide as the gears in the leaver screeched and fell out of place.

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Uh oh...

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A siren wailed as the machine went haywire.

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Aurora: “Uh oh!”

Amy: “Dang…!”

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The machine spat out cupcake after cupcake.

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Amy: “That’s a lot of pastries!”

Aurora: “Don’t just stand there! Help me shut this thing off!”

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The girls ripped the power cable from the electrical outfit as frosting spewed out of the machine.

Amy: “I told you this was a bad plan!”

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Austen and Damian heard the noise and rushed in the room.

Damian: “Amy! What is going on in here!”

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Austen burst out laughing at the scene of the cupcake carnage.

Austen: “Oh man! This was better than I expected!”

Aurora slammed her fists against her thighs in frustration.

Aurora: “What do you mean you expected?!”

Austen: “I know you’ve been following me, Goofnut. Why?”

Aurora: “Cause you were cheating on me with that woman!”

Austen: “That woman? You mean my new manager?”

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Aurora: “Your manager?”

Austen: “Yes, she replaced Bob after he had to take medical leave for his surgery. Why would you think I’d ever cheat on you?”

Aurora: “I heard you on the phone… you were buying diamonds.”

Austen: “That’s what this is about? Those were for Beryl!”

Amy: “The cat?! Oh that makes sense… you’re weird, Austen.”

Aurora: “Diamonds for Beryl?”

Austen: “A new collar for her tenth birthday.”

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The manager walked in and looked in disbelief at the scene.

Manager: “What the hell happened here and why is some delivery guy trying to get me to sign for a priority package from a pet boutique…”

She sighed and just walked away.

The end- cue the music!

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Author’s Notes:

Thanks for hanging around. We’ll have a normal story and probably a new generation pretty soon! Thanks and hope everyone is doing well.

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